Jennifer *




19 - new york city

mediocr:

Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things


weirdoliam:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED S0O HARD


Are you safe [from being killed off?]

(Source: teen-wolf)


(Source: hotdamn5sos)


donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.


donnysoldier:

is it really necessary to track the boys’ flights like jesus


mirror:

Funny how people say they’re “expecting” a baby as if there’s a possibility it could be anything else like a dog or a pokémon


trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first


@NiallOffical: @Harry_Styles tell the whole world styles…u wait til I tell everyone how u actually got that love bite…this isnt over yet mate


22tops:

now that my concert’s in a few days, this is the time I tell you I love you all just in case louis is actually the cause of  my death


meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)


potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe, on the time he spends in bookshops during his time off. — The South Bank Show. (x)


sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)


Lydia, it wasn’t your fault. I was there too.

(Source: garfinski)